Question by brookbabe90: really quick Q – u dont need to have any prior knowledge to answer this Q… so just click. it’ll take a sec.
i’m running for class representative for my grade and i need help with ideas for my speech.

in my school people vote pretty much based on how funny you are and how funny your speech is. so if i want to win i am going to need a funny speech.

please give me good jokes or cute things to say in my speech. obviously it won’t be the main idea of my speech, but i need some light humor (or hysterical humor) to lighten up my speech.

some ideas to work with are:
1. i was class representative last year
2. our school is moving to a new building next year
3. our grade had a “gambling problem” and some kids got in trouble for it – so i could poke fun at that
4. our grade starting a bowling thing, where in between classes they set up plastic pins and throw a plastic ball at the pins for fun
5. during color war some kids were spraypainting in the bathroom and the fumes set off the fire alarm, and then when the firemen and police came our grade starting chanting and singing, so they…
… thought we were starting a riot.

*any other topics and ill post them.

thank you for ur time – and please help me by giving me a couple of jokes to throw into my speech.
6. my principle made a facebook (its like myspace) profile so he could spy on the students who have facebooks and see what they are saying to each other.

Best answer:

Answer by No se, nec curo
ask the timeless question, ‘…is our children learning?” But paraphrase it, since you’re a children. So you could say “Is we learning, whoop whoop” or something

Answer by Bandi- Morg’s #1 Fan
just have a good opener and a good closer, and practice a few times 🙂 you’ll be great

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